Outrageous

I have a new definition for this word, and no, it is not 'when somebody makes a huge deal about posting every day for a month and then abandons the internet entirely as soon as that month closes.'

Graham's New Definition of 'Outrageous':

When one turns around after innocently getting ready for the day to find Emma Jane behind oneself, grinning and holding a cane, and promising to cane one 31 times, even though that is like, totally exactly the opposite of the whole blogging-every-day agreement one made in the first place.

I should submit that to my kinky dictionary.

Yeah, so here's an update after going MIA, presented to you in handy list form:

1. Right when June started, my life became busy and crazy in a way that permitted no internet, and even less kinky internet. But look at that long May archive you have to entertain you.

2. I'm in Ireland, as sometimes happens. Actually, it's never happened, which makes this all the more cool. And Dublin is rockin and the weather is amazing. And secret kinky people (and/or leprechauns) dwell here, or so I'm led to believe.

3. Emma Jane did actually do that villainous thing of which I spoke in my definition. Can you believe it? And then she just chattered away delightedly about how pretty and parallel her strokes were and how much canes hurt and how grand it is to cane someone for doing exactly what you asked of them. I would think of ways to exact revenge, but she's been providing me with way too much delicious international cuisine (the kind that's not to be found on my side o' the iron curtain) so I'll maybe let it slide.

4. Met Master Retep and his wife, who are just terribly nice, and who I'm looking forward to seeing again tonight. I have a very high opinion of the Irish kinky community!

5. Going to Nimhneach tonight. I'm guessing people will feel real sorry for me for all the outrages I had to endure this morning and will mostly just buy me Guinness and dance jigs with me, none of that violent beating nonsense. We'll see.

There you go. One whole post for the month of June. Take that, June!